And I think you want to too. Look at you. All that money. No IDEA what to do with it. Quite the pickle, isnt it? But if you used your noodle, you would know that if you gave it to me, you'd have a month of Sundays. Actually, A YEAR! A year of Sundays.
I could wear a T-Shirt. It would say "Commonwealth Bank: Making Dreams Come True". It could have a huge diamond on it. And I would wear it everyday for a year.
Now you might be thinking, I dont think you are good-looking enough to be sponsored. Also, no way are you skinny enough. If we were going to sponsor a woman to go around the world, we would make sure she was hot. Like, really hot. As hot as your cousin Emily.
Yes, its true. My family gene pool is littered with hotties. My own sister looks like an oil painting. My cousin is one of those chickies at the F1 who has to pretend she would totally date you and that she is totally single and yes, that is totally her real number. My other cousin has never had to pay for fare evading and she's never bought a ticket. Their facebook albums are littered with Maybelline like photos, all thats missing is the tag line.
And sure, at family photos I do indeed look like a fat gollum surrounded by elvin beauties. People dont know where to put their eyes. Even when Im towards to the back, I look like Im in front. Now thats the type of optical illusion that could work to your advantage, Commonwealth Bank.
But thats just why you want me, Commonwealth Bank. Its because I look like Toni Collette from Muriel's wedding. I mean, she's your latest spokesperson!
And look at the joy on her face. That could be MY joy!
I wonder how many times you have to say a company name before you come up in their internet searches?
Commonwealth Bank
Commonwealth Bank
Commonwealth Bank
Should do it?
hahahaha made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteIm glad! Ive got a great one Im going to put up tomorrow... I think YOU in particular might find it very interesting :)
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